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Mar 23 2010 5:04PM
rate me
D- Ugly and untouchable
C+ Okay But needs help
B+ Damn you cute
A++Hey sexy mama
A+++++ i'll take you right here on this table
Messege me with your answer!!! lol
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Feb 22 2010 5:37PM
I'm a lesbian
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will:
* have sex
* have someone fall in love with you
* find money you've been missing
* your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money,
BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles:
"I'm a lesbian"
"I'M HORNY"
"I GOT ARRESTED"
"Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant"
"I'm getting married!"
"Guess ... who i kissed last night!"
"I guess it was never meant to be"
"I'm gonna be a daddy!"
"I'm moving back!!!!!"
"im gonna be a mommy"
"I'm moving!!!
"I miss her"
"i miss him"
"he love's me again"
"she love's me again"
"I want SEX"
"I got married last night!!!"
BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD
LUCK FOR 2 years
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Jan 24 2010 12:46PM
yeah
my b-day is 2morrow so hit me up
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Dec 21 2009 8:52PM
werid and funny
BILLY,S STORY you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats *****" And then his dad says "Well billy, SH!T is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the Turkey"
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Dec 6 2009 3:25PM
put ya hand up lol
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..// (..) ), ----"
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.//___// pass the gun
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Dec 3 2009 3:40PM
tell me
Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Get tipsy with me:
Kill me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Sing with me:
Dance with me:
Grind with me:
Touch me:
Stare at me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Make a move on me:
Play with me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Let me borrow your car:
Let me see you na.ked :
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Take a shower with me:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Ask me out:
like me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Take advantage of me:
Let me take advantage of you:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Hold hands with me:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
Tell me you love me
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Dec 1 2009 9:46PM
loveeeee
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╚═╩═╩═╩═╝ ╚╝╚═╩═╝
if u love someone put this on ur page
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Nov 30 2009 7:24PM
PLEASE
SOMEONE TALK TO ME I WILL DO ANYTHING I WILL TALK WAT EVER U WANT TO TALK ABOUT
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Nov 27 2009 5:22PM
anwser
wats the month you were born in?
1(Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb- I Robbed
3 (Mar) - I Smoked
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - I kissed
6 (June) -I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - I hugged X
8 (Aug) - I jumped with
9 (Sept)- i slapped
10 (Oct)- I banged
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 -
02 - a tooth brush
03 - a mexican
04 - a homeless guy
05 - Barney The Dinosaur
06 - a teletubby
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal X
10 - a gangsta
11 - my boyfriend
12 - a hottie X
13 -cocaine addict
14 - condom
15 - my "boo"
16 - a ninja
17 - my crush
18 - a sexy B0Y
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - cookie monster
23 - A Hot Girl
24 - yo momma
25 - Paris Hilton
26 - a pimp
27 - a mop
28 - the Trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - a bag of weed
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because im sexy like that X
yellow/black - because i love weed
Pink - because i love to party
Turquoise - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have amazing boobs.
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because i like shoelaces
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because that bum stole my taco
Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver
Purple - because the gummy bears raped me
Striped - Because I am an Italian
none- because im a sexy beast
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Nov 27 2009 3:46PM
Copy and paste this in a message then fill it out (:
How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT)
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] 5
[ ] 6
[ ] 7
[ ] 8
[ ] 9
[ ] 10
Would you rather..
[ ] Do me
Or
[ ] Date me
Would you rather be on top or bottom?
[ ] Top
[ ] Bottom
Would you be sad if I moved?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Would you come visit me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Am I..
[ ] Hott
[ ] Slick
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Cute
Would you rather..
[ ] Makeout
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] ****
[ ] Kiss
Do you want to go out with me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Would you give me your number?
[ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya numba
[ ] No
Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
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