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Oct 9 2011 10:11PM
funny
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
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Oct 9 2011 9:50PM
How to kiss at school
How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
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Oct 7 2011 4:22PM
how far would you go?
"yes" or "no" and answer me back.
Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Get tipsy with me:
Kill me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Sing with me:
Dance with me:
Grind with me:
Touch me:
Stare at me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Have sex with me:
Make a move on me:
Play with me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Let me borrow your car:
Let me see you naked:
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Take a shower with me:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Ask me out:
like me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Look if i was naked:
Take advantage of me:
Let me take advantage of you:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Hold hands with me:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
Give me a lap dance:
Tell me you love me:
What would you do if you woke up next to me:
Will you repost this so i can do the same for you:
AFTER YOU MAIL ME YOUR RESPONSE IN A MESSAGE, repost and see just how far someone would go with you ..repost as
"HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO
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Oct 7 2011 4:15PM
READ!!!
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you.!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! put this in your blog within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 2 2011 12:08PM
what would you do?
WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
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Oct 1 2011 9:54PM
How to kiss at school!
hOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL. WELL FIRST LOOK DOWN.BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON THAT THINKS,UR CUTE,UR PRETTY,or by someone that you like.AND TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND YOU WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOXST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
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Oct 1 2011 9:49PM
Went shoppin today and had a blast!!!!!
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Sep 30 2011 8:21PM
heyy
i am new at this so anybody cute want to add me...and help me with this would be awesome!
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