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Jun 23 2010 5:38PM
post this if u luv some1
♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this
♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart
_♥___♥___♥_ on your
__♥ _____♥__ page if
___♥___ ♥___ you love
____♥_♥____ someone
_____♥_____ very much
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Jun 23 2010 2:33PM
ahhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhh omfg there was an earthqauke!! threw out canada and parts of the usa!!!!! post me a comment if you felt an earthquake!
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May 15 2010 2:09PM
my babe
i have the most sexi ass babe in the world and ill always love ya ill really always love ya babe <3
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May 15 2010 12:54PM
annoying but awsome
go to youtube and type in caramell danssen and got to english version its catchy but annoying at the same time
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Apr 21 2010 12:21AM
The best Newfie joke EVER!!!!
A large group of Taliban soldiers in Afghanistan are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Newfie soldier is better than ten Taliban."
The Taliban commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, followed by silence.
The voice once again calls out: "One Newfie is better than one hundred Taliban."
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The Newfie voice calls out again: "One Newfie is better than one thousand Taliban!"
The enraged Taliban commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought. Then. . . . silence.
Eventually one badly wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men.....it's a trap. There are TWO of them
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Jan 26 2010 11:44AM
XD
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
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Jan 20 2010 3:01PM
haiti
hey yall my brother went to haiti so he wont be back for 3 to 4 weeks holla
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Jan 17 2010 6:46PM
answer in my inbox
answer in my inbox
If I was locked up in the closet with u for 24 hours what would u do to me? Message me cuz it's a secret. THen repost dis, u will be amazed at what thoses people say
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Jan 15 2010 4:44PM
I banged a homeless guy because the gummy bears raped me
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb- I Robbed
3 (Mar) - I Smoked
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - I kissed
6 (June) -I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - I hugged
8 (Aug) - I jumped with
9 (Sept)- i slapped
10 (Oct)- I banged
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 -
02 - a tooth brush
03 - a mexican
04 - a homeless guy
05 - Barney The Dinosaur
06 - a teletubby
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - my boyfriend
12 - a hottie
13 -cocaine addict
14 - condom
15 - my "boo"
16 - a ninja
17 - my crush
18 - a sexy B0Y
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - cookie monster
23 - A Hot Girl
24 - yo momma
25 - Paris Hilton
26 - a pimp
27 - a mop
28 - the Trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - a bag of weed
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because im sexy like that
yellow/black - because i love weed
Pink - because i love to party
Turquoise - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have amazing boobs.
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because i like shoelaces
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because that bum stole my taco
Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver
Purple - because the gummy bears raped me
Striped - Because I am an Italian
none- because im a sexy beast
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Jan 15 2010 4:24PM
Only 13 POELPE CNA RDEA TIHS
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
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