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Apr 19 2010 4:58AM
sex joke
ok a man and a woman were in their room having sex and the son walked in and the mother jumped of and put her clothes on and said to the boy "son you know how big daddys stomach is i was just helping him flatten it"the boy rubbed his eye and said "your just wasting your time every morning the mail lady comes in and gets on her knees and blows back up again" paste this in the next hour or you will be cheated on or someone will walk in on you having sex.......
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Mar 31 2010 7:26PM
Rate meeez
F = damn youre ugly
D = your parents must be heated
C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C = You're okay looking, but u need work...
C+ = You're just average
B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess
B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that.
A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome.
A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!!
A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me
A++=SO HOTT will you marry me
A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP
YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!
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Mar 31 2010 7:25PM
Jbeiber
who the **** is this justin beiber dude that sick little **** hes nuthin special anyone can sing in a vest with skinny jeans on and a pear of air jordans all i have to do is buy all that stuff and dye my hair blonde and boom there justin beiber is right in front of you all so **** him and goodnite
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Feb 7 2010 2:15AM
dammit i didnt mean to read it
at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having sex Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours..... (I really hate these but i actidently read it)....
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Feb 7 2010 2:04AM
Wuld you
Wuld You **** me Bite me Kiss me Lick me Touch me Kill me Slap me Choke me Hurt me Break my balls Suck my **** Lick my **** Give me a 69 msg meh and tell what youll do to meh
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Feb 7 2010 2:02AM
Dork
b4 u call ur self or sumone around u a dork keep in mind that a dork is a whale ****
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*~*BrOoK*~*
Jan 7 2012 9:23PM
i still luv u no matter how much fights we had when we were datin i still fuking luv u kid!!!!!!
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meliah.h
Sep 12 2010 4:50PM
~bits ur lip~ 2 can play at that game
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meliah.h
Jul 6 2010 6:39PM
-bits u-
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meliah.h
Jul 4 2010 6:14AM
okay then ur my cupcake
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meliah.h
May 21 2010 2:05PM
helloz nother none fake fran or cupcake
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xkiller_cupcakex
May 7 2010 6:01PM
lolz
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xkiller_cupcakex
May 2 2010 8:38PM
No Probemo!!
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xkiller_cupcakex
May 2 2010 2:51PM
Hey Happy Birthday!!!
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meliah.h
Apr 10 2010 7:43PM
hi my non fake fran
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pookie47
Apr 6 2010 5:10PM
Hahaha 
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