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Jan 26 2010 6:37AM
boy friend
What a boyfriend would do....
• Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her butt/boobs.
• Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
• When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her
• When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her
• Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
• Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
• Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
• Treat her like a person and not something to show off for
• Tease her and let her tease you back.
• Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
• Watch her favorite movie with her.
• TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS
• Let her wear your clothes.
• When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
• Let her know she's important.
• Kiss her in the pouring rain.
• When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
•Call you.
•Kiss you.
•Love you.
•Text you
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Jun 30 2009 12:28PM
rate me
Post this and just see how many massages saying they want to have sex with you, 1=NO 2=MAYBE 3=HELL YEAH! 4=GET THE CONDOMS 5=WHEN, WHERE, WHAT POSITIONS 6=MY PANTS ARE ALREADY OFF 7=IM IN BED WAITING *WINK WINK* 8=**** CONDOMS, COME HERE AND DO IT!...Trust me, the answers amaze you. It's good to know!! Reply to this
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Jun 30 2009 12:25PM
math is the best
sex is like math.
.u add the bed
.subtract the clothes
.divide the legs
.leave your solution
.and pray you dont multiply
post this right after u read it
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Jun 26 2009 8:24PM
Michael Jackson
due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change
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Jun 15 2009 10:40AM
friends and homies
FRIENDS: Never ask for food
HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fu*ked up...but that sh*t was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
HOMIES: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
HOMIES: Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
HOMIES: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b*tch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
HOMIES: Will knock them the sh*t out of them!!
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Jun 11 2009 9:20AM
jack n jill
Jack n jill went up the hill 2 smoke some marijuana
jack got high un-zipped his fly, n asked jill do u wanna
jill sad yes, pulled up her dress, n then they had some fun
but stupid jill 4got the pill, n now they hav a frukin son
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Jun 5 2009 11:46AM
hatas
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Jun 4 2009 11:49AM
jump b**** jump
JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP
95% of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cryus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump
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May 10 2009 7:57AM
try this
See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud: -------
This is this cat -
This is is cat =
This is how cat -
This is to cat -
This is keep cat -
This is a cat -
This is dumbass cat -
This is busy cat -
This is for cat -
This is forty cat -
This is seconds cat -
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top...
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