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Aug 14 2010 9:36PM
just hacked by alyssa
dhey buddy i just hacked yew even tho u gave meh ur pass word an all that good stuff .....so yah in ur face sucker........well i guess bye then tehe love yah!!!!!!!!!!
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May 22 2010 6:40AM
RACIST
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down
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Apr 21 2010 7:56PM
QUESTION
1 question
1 chance.
1 honest answer.
Thats all you get.
You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX)
Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is.
No catch.
But I dare you to repost this
see what people say
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Apr 18 2010 4:23PM
wow
I was just helpin move in some furniture for this 89 year old lady and she forced me to take 20 bucks guess thats karma lol
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Apr 2 2010 10:53PM
YANKEE DOODLE
yankee doodle
yankee doodle went to town
riding on his mother
everytime he hit the bump
he had another brother
yankee doodle keep it up
yankee doodle harder
yankee doolde keep it up
and now go screw ur father
if u think this is funny or wrong then post this up on ur profile....
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Feb 20 2010 5:53PM
HAHA
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
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Feb 20 2010 2:54PM
Things to do at Walmart
Things to do at WALMART:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking
.2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on lay away.
3.Set up a tent in the camping department.
4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?"
5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.
6. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are.
7. Dart around the store loudly humming the mission impossible theme song.
8. Hide in a clothing rack when ppl browse through say PICK ME!
9. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream NO NO! Its those voices again.
10. Go into the fitting room shut the door wait a while then yell very loudly there is no toilet paper in here!
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Feb 20 2010 1:35AM
Tipsy Tervey
ONE SUNNY NITE, 2 DEAD MAN WOKE UP TO FITE, BACK TO BACK THEY FACED EACH OTHER, PULLING OUT THEIR KNIVES THEY SHOT AT EACH OTHER, 2 DEFTH POLICE HEARD THE NOICE, WALKING SLOW THEY HURRIED TO STOP THE FITE. DO U NOTICE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS STORY???
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Feb 14 2010 10:16AM
vday
happy valentines day yall
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Feb 14 2010 12:52AM
MMA
man the fights tonight were kickass we wooped everyones ass and got all the titles!
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