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| ┌∩┐(◕_-)┌∩┐ Don't judge me, you only see what I choose to show you. I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I need, I fear, I cry, and I know you do the same things too, so we're really not that different me and you.
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Always take time to look at Life because you might end up missing something That was special to you
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May 2 2013 1:17AM
Pickles are like hot dogs that got pissed and turned into the hulk.
I hate betches who think that they are the sexiest piece of sheet on earth when in reality, they look like they came outta a cows asz.
"Paranormal Activity 3" is just a documentary on what Harry Potter did with his invisible cloak after Deathly Hallows.
That awkward moment when you start telling a story & you realize no one's listening, so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything.
Real men don't date the most beautiful girl in the world. They date the girl who makes their world the most beautiful.
When I was your age, I lost my toys, not my virginity. I blow bubbles, not boys & the only drug I had was the doctor's medicine.
On a scale from Martin Luther King Jr, To Freddy Kruger, How was your dream?
I am a guy, and I am very jealous of girls. Because, girls can hug, kiss and cuddle with each other without fear of being called as gay or lesbians. Girls share stories better with other girlfriends compared to guys who would rarely give a **** of each others problems. Girls can gossip around and look cute and beautiful, rather than being dull, like most trying-to-look-macho guys. But then, I remembered that females get heartbroken real easily, fragile, weak, works a lot at home, get pregnant, get period pains and lots more problems than most men. And that’s the reason why boys exist. We exist to protect you girls out there, and its a shame that its hard to find a good guy nowadays. And I’m proud being a guy. Someday I’ll treat my wife better than a queen.
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May 2 2013 1:08AM
Once upon a time I had a life, but then, I got an Internet connection.
When I have kids, I'm gonna make them watch the movie 2012 and say "I survived that."
I poured my heart out to you & all you can reply is , "Oh, lol."? Hun, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like .."Oh, lol."
I’ve got to hand it to the girls out there. the strong ones, those who never gave up, even if it hurt them so much inside. to the girls who put up with the tears and sleepless nights, the wasted hours and days wasted waiting for a call that never came. to the girls who learned from the hurt and pain, moved on, and became stronger. they’re not girls no more, they’re women.
There Was This Girl, so pretty but shy; who stood from a distance & watched this guy . (The guy was aware), but didn't make his move ; he wanted to see, what the girl would do. Girl: "Let's play a game of tic-tac-toe." Boy: "I'll be x's & you will be o's" Girl: "If I win you'll be my boyfriend". Boy: "And If I win our friendship will end". *The girl wins & the boy lifts her off her feet & kisses her* Boy: "Wanna know a secret?" Girl: "Sure!" *The boy pulls her in close & whispers in her ear..* Boy: "I've been in love with you since the day we first met ,oh , & I let you win the game." ♥
you want to know the difference between her and other girls?. she smiles even though she's going through a rough time. she has the most fun when she's with her friends. she puts everyone's happiness before hers. she's not afraid to be herself. when she look's in the mirror she doesn't see a pretty, hot, or sexy girl, she see's a beautiful girl who has yet to find her place in this world. she light's up the whole room whenever she step's in. those were the reasons that made him fall for her in the first place.
when you break a girls heart, you don't realize what type of damage you've done. your not just breaking her heart, your changing her perspective on guys, her view point on relationships, and all her trust issues.
Love is a verb & not a noun. So don’t define it but demonstrate it.
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May 1 2013 2:24PM
If a guy cant handle a gurl in sweatpants he sure doesnt deserve her in a wedding dress.
My cooking is amazing, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on!
Twitter ✔ Facebook ✔ Tumblr ✔ Youtube ✔ Skype ✔
"Dude do you have a life?".... "
 No, send me the link!"
Dad, Your wallet was getting fat so I decided to take it out for some exercise.
You've got two choices; you can either sit and cry, or spread your wings and fly.
When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.
A beautiful girl with gorgeous eyes; A hidden world of hurt and lies.
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May 1 2013 1:25PM
Those awkward moments when your PE teacher is fatter than you.
Dad- You there Shawn
Shawn- Yeah what up daddy-o
Dad- i am eating your mother out tonight at 7 so you have to find your own dinner
Shawn- Not sure how to respond to that. Uh, have fun?
Dad- i'm not eating her out, i'm eating her out
Shawn- Oh that clears it up
Dad- i mean taking. well this has been a fun chat
A few people have been dropped as a baby, clearly you were thrown at the wall, swung by the ceiling fan, and humped by the family dog...
That moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off your bed and leaves the room.
People always talk about how “gamers” don`t have a life but actually, when you think about it, they have lots of lives...
Writing. Like. This. Doesn’t. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.
I always pretend to care about teachers personal life, to waste time in their class.
I wonder if strippers have nightmares about going to work fully clothed .
A burp is just a fart that took the elevator.
Dear Hair,
I'll stop burning you, drowning you, and pulling you if you just automatically look gorgeous everyday.
I'm just a girl, I love being called pretty but never believe it, I'm not always right but hate admitting that I'm wrong, I'm almost always smiling but it's not always real. I can be read like a book, but hide so much. I word hard at thing but don't get what I deserve.
I don't care how attractive you think you are, your personality kills it.
Don't you want a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. The boy who kisses your forhead. who wants to show you off to the world. Who thinks you're pretty without makeup on. The one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
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May 1 2013 11:58AM
Either my sarcasm is amazingly believable, or you're amazingly stupid.
Roll your eyes & talk your ****. Jealous betches make me sick.
On a scale of 1-Rebbeca Black, how bad are you at musical chairs?
If you wouldn't make her a wife, don't make her a mother.
On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward are your hugs?
Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, may burn your azs tomorrow.
i'm in an relationship with food, sorry.
Boy: Whisper me dirty things
Girl: Mud, trash, dirt, YOUR BREATH.
Jake- Do we have any stain remover or anything
Mom- What do you mean? What happened.
Jake- I shook my cock too hard and it exploded all over my clothes and floor.
Mom- I'm at work Jake, this isn't funny. Call your dad.
Jake- Holy crap. I mean Coke. It exploded when I opened it. Do we have Shout or a Tide stick or something.
Mom- In the laundry room
When you buy a pineapple, bring it home and cut into it, only to realize that it's inhabited by a sea sponge wearing pants & his pet snail.
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Apr 21 2013 12:46AM
I like looking at people through a fork and pretending they're in prison.
I hate when I don't forward a chain letter, and then I die the next day.
I hate when people see me at the store and are like "Hey, what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants.".
I'm moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish like Mr. Crabs. A bit dumb like Patrick. But I'll be there for you like SpongeBob..
Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold, One leg out, perfect. Till the demon of Paranormal Activity grabs it and drags you down the hall
"What comes after the letter T?"
Normal People: "U"
Me: "Wait, ... A, B, C, D, E, F, G...
Friends: *wake up first* great.. I'll just sit here and wait..
Best Friends: *beats them with a pillow* Dude wake the hell up I'm hungry!
I saw you for like 3 seconds & it made my day. What would I do without my mirror.
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Apr 21 2013 12:41AM
We live in a time period of smart phones and stupid people.
Don't let your ears hear what your eyes didn't see, and don't let your mouth say what your heart doesn't feel.
Have you ever noticed that the symbol "&" looks like a guy dragging his as.s across the floor?
Gay [X]
Lesbian [X]
Bisexual [X]
Straight [X]
Doesn't Matter [√]
Everyone is equal.
My school cares more about my uniform than my education.
We are very good lawyers for our own mistakes, but very good judges for the mistakes of others.
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working, you're twice the diick you were yesterday!
What i do when im hungry:
( ) get up and get food.
(x) moan like a dying whale until someone feeds me.
I think its funny that people who treat you like sheet get offended when you finally do the same to them
Girl:"Mom Mom,I was raped.
"Mom :'Eat some chillies"
Girl: Will it stop pregnancy ?
Mom : ' NO " It will stop that ****ing smile on your face.
Dear Dogs with fat owners, who's walking who? sincerely neighbors.
Walmart; "Hey let's have 30 cash registers and only keep 2 open."
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Apr 21 2013 12:33AM
"Try to be serious for one minute!" "Okay, HAHAHAHA!"
BROKEN CONDOM STYLE! Ayyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee that's yo baby! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!
Teacher: "WHY AM I HEARING TALKING!?" ... Because you have ears betch.
New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.
'm not afraid of heights, swimming, or love. Just falling, drowning, and a broken heart.
*crossing the road*
Age 5 : Holding mommy's hand.
Age 10: Stop, Look, Listen.
Age 13+: RRRUUNNN!!!
I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose...
Girls, there's a fine line between wearing make-up or just looking like you got gang banged by Crayola
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Apr 21 2013 12:17AM
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, Text Me “K” And I’ll Uppercut You.
I'm not saying she's a slu-t, I'm just saying she's been banged more times than a snooze button on a Monday morning.
12 year olds talking about "I'm sexually frustrated..." ho.e you mentally retarded.
Me: "On Wednesday you have to turn in your essay"
Student: "I ain't snitchin on my Mexican homie"
Hoe.s be like: "I need love and affection " ..
Nah you need birth control & protection
Me: *sneezes*
Class: *crickets*
Most Popular Girl: *sneezes*
Class: "God bless you sweetheart, Jesus Lord God almighty protect her!"
I hate when people take my glasses & say "wow u really cant see!"No sheet I don't take a random persons wheelchair & say "wow u really cant walk!
Me: Mom do you want any help?
Mom: No thanks sweetie. *5 minutes later*
Mom: HONEST TO GOD ITS LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE!
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Apr 19 2013 5:42PM
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If you were a cookie, you'd be a whoreo.
They should name hurricanes with black people names. I'd be terrified of hurricane Shanaynay!
Black Parents: "When we get in this Restaurant you 8, OKAY?"
Son: But mama I'm 12 .
Mom: *SMACK* "Listen Here, Yo ass is 8 you hear me?!"
White Parents: "Goodmorning hun, time for school  !"
Black Parents: "Getcha Ass Up!! You betta not miss that damn bus!!"
Niggas will spend $200 on shoes but got no car. Guess them feet gotta be comfy while you walkin.
I Wish My Daughter Would Make A Twerk Video...So I Can Twerk This Belt Across That Ass!
11 year old kids making Twitter accounts and sh-it. The fuk you gonna tweet about?!
"Just leaving day care, about to go play outside.
When somebody says “You're kind of cute.” The fuk do you mean kind of betch? You're all the way ugly ho.e
If she has 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what's missing? Her GOT DAMN clothes.
hoodrats drop outta school, get a job at McDonald's, and be all like "I'm grinding" .."On my grind" ..yeah uh, Grind me up a McFlurry nigga!
White Kid: Shut up mom!
Mom: *Shuts Up*
Black Kid: Shut up mom! *Wakes up* Where am I?
Doctor: Intensive care.
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janel19981
Jul 1 2012 1:52PM
FOLLOW THIS INSTRUCTIONS: 1.HOLD YOUR HAND OVER YOUR MOUTH 2.WHISPER A WISH INTO IT 3.POST THIS TO TEN OTHER COMMENT BOXES 4.NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
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Diva12
Mar 18 2012 8:03PM
WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS TEDDY ...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH BLOND HAIR AND SCARY EYES. IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE...YOU CANNOT SEND IT TO ME FOR I HAVE ALREADY SENT IT TO
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Ace_Da_best207
Sep 30 2011 4:36PM
ur an angry lady arent u ? u say betch in every blog XD
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hi!!!!!!
Aug 31 2011 8:25PM
Awesomeness yet again! 
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hi!!!!!!
Aug 28 2011 2:04PM
Your blogs are hilarious!  You're so awesome
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texasboy
Aug 4 2011 10:55AM
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW
YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
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3. say your crushes three times
4. paste this to four other groups.
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
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SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN
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Bored4life
Jul 28 2011 12:12AM
My name is Matthew Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours
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xXxX Snow xXxX
May 23 2011 5:55PM
no we haven't talked in forever
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bradrules123
May 17 2011 10:41PM
your kidding
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Destaney10
May 10 2011 9:15PM
heyyy girl guess what i freakin Love You haha <3
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