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Jul 19 2010 5:04PM
i ran naked with a whore because gummy bears raped me!
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb- I Robbed
3 (Mar) - I Smoked
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - I kissed
6 (June) -I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - I hugged
8 (Aug) - I jumped with
9 (Sept)- i slapped
10 (Oct)- I banged
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - cookies!!!!
02 - a tooth brush
03 - a mexican
04 - a homeless guy
05 - Barney The Dinosaur
06 - a teletubby
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - my boyfriend
12 - a hottie
13 -cocaine addict
14 - condom
15 - my "boo"
16 - a ninja
17 - my crush
18 - a sexy B0Y
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - cookie monster
23 - A Hot Girl
24 - yo momma
25 - Paris Hilton
26 - a pimp
27 - a mop
28 - the Trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - a bag of weed
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because im sexy like that
yellow/black - because i love weed
Pink - because i love to party
Turquoise - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Black - because I have amazing boobs.
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because i like shoelaces
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because that bum stole my taco
Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver
Purple - because the gummy bears raped me
Striped - Because I am an Italian
none- because im a sexy beast
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Jul 17 2010 7:51PM
I beleive
if you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
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Jul 15 2010 5:45PM
Marry me
MARRY ME 4 A WEEK WHO EVER sends a message back saying "i do" is ur husband/wife its just 4 FUN! so dont trip! lets c how many ppl will marry me 4 fun!!! repost and see how many ppl want ot marry
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Jun 15 2009 10:41PM
READ
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. Im scared
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself Its bugging me
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.
2 people were on it but only 1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke but he didn't want to let the girl know.Instead he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die
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Jun 15 2009 10:39PM
LOL
╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗If you like to laugh alot!xD
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Jun 15 2009 10:37PM
<3
I give you the keys to my heart. I loved you from the very start. When i start to talk to you, makes me love you more and more. i know you feel the same way too. i giggle you smile. i love you ????? <33
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Jun 15 2009 10:35PM
I POD
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╚══╝ Copy And Paste If You Love Music
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Jun 15 2009 10:26PM
EMO BUNNY
(\_/)suport all emos emos rule!!
(///.')emo bunny is you good luck charm.
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Jun 15 2009 10:10PM
Put this on your page if somebody told you that you were hot
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Jun 15 2009 9:58PM
HOW TO GET KISSED AT SKOOL
How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
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