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| Hi my name is Ashley you can call me Ashtray, they call me that because i break, spill and drop ashtrays a lot. i'm Half Jamaican, a quarter of Asian, a quarter of Irish. i have red hair that are pu into dread locks, and im 4'11 and have a green eye and a
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Jun 11 2012 2:47PM
i dont like ppl xD
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Jun 10 2012 3:19AM
**** your hood this is detroit
In Detroit When you hear gunshots, you shoot back then go get your pact and attack.
In Detroit When someone says **** your hood, you act like it's all good then when their backs are turned learn your logic and cock it and shoot it.
In Detroit When someone disses your mom, you find their mom and drop a bomb.
In Detroit When someone has a gun and you aint got a gun you dont run you bring a knife to a gun fight.
In Detroit When you see a gang comin and you aint got your homies you break their necks and dip.
In Detroit when theres a gang war you jump in and pickit pocket dead bodies.
In Detroit When the poe poe are comin you dont dip you stand your ground and tell them pigs to go eat a box of cigs.
In Detroit When someone hits your dog you unleash the pitbulls and watch the pack attack and watch the reaction.
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Jun 10 2012 1:55AM
lol i feel smart
i got an empty can of p-nuts and put my weed in there with 5 pennies, closed the lid and shook it for a minute opened it up and i seen that my weed was broken down all the way alls i had to do next was pick out the seeds n stems lol i made a grinder and didnt even know it xD
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Jun 10 2012 1:40AM
420 b****es!
Member Since: 05/31/2012
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Jun 10 2012 12:10AM
hey sorry ppl 
sorry i havent been on that much ive been doing some jobs my dealer offered me.
i had to go to ohio to pick up some drugs with maddie.
drove back from ohio back in detroit about to drop of the STUFF.
waited at theyre house for 5 hours waiting for them to get home.
they got back and they gave me 345 dollars and an 8th of kush.
went to dee's house got him and drove back to my house.
split a swisher sweet and rolled a kush blunt.
we all got so stoned we passed out.
i woke up with maddies ass on my face (didnt mind)
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Jun 9 2012 9:12AM
me at my friend's house part 2
-after he showed me his self cock suck-
dakota: so do you know where to get some acid or mushrooms, man?
me: umm yeah, i think i know a guy... um... smokey, remember smokey?
dakota: yeah remember when!? **** i forgot!
*while hitting the blunt i cough up laughing*
me: when he tripped out in class on XTC?
dakota: nah
me: you wernt there thats right you got kicked out of school for smoking a blunt in the bathroom
dakota: thats not funny.
me: oh hey get your clothes on so we can go get maddie from work.
- dakota gets up tries to get his pants on and falls while trying to balance on one foot-
me: *laughs my ass off*
dakota: *throws the lit blunt at me* shut up thats not funny! -.-
me tries to grab the blunt before it burns a hole in my pants* dont be doin' that ***** -.-
dakota: shut the hell up and lets go.
-we walk out of his house and we stop in front of where my was suppose to be car-
dakota: "dude wheres my car" haha. ;D
me: shut up **** face! *grabs the blunt from dakota and looks down the street and sees that my car rolled down the street and got stopped by the speed bump* -.-
dakota: forget to put it in park? ;D
me: shut up -.-
- we walk down the street and stops in front of my car-
me: hey you cant smoke in my car.
dakota: ok.
-we get in the car with the blunt still in his hand lit-
me: hey!
dakota: *hit the blunt* what?
me: what did i tell you? -.-
dakota: i dont know what did you say?
me: never mind! *snatches the blunt and mumbles under my breath* stupid pothead
dakota: huh?!
me: oh you heard that!? i thought you'd be off in your little world again!
dakota: "shut up and drive" haha
- we drive to my girlfriend's house (maddie)-
-dakota lights another blunt than goes and knocks on maddie's door and asks her mom if she can come smoke some weed-
-they come and get in the car-
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Jun 9 2012 7:03AM
me at my friend's house
-walks into dakota's house-
Dakota's mom: oh hey ashley, dakota is in his room, just walk in.
me: ok thank you.
-walk in on dakota masturbating to a magazine-
me: OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY!
dakota: WHAT THE ****, DOES ANYONE KNOCK!?
-I CLOSE HIS DOOR-
me: im so sorry dakota
dakota: b**** you owe me a naked picture!
me: WHAT!?
dakota: it's only fair!
-dakota opens his door with his boxers with his **** hanging out the hole-
me: um, dakota
- i point down at his boxers-
dakota: OH MY GOD!
-he puts his **** back inside the boxer's hole-
me: im so sorry!
-he bends down and hugs me and i can feel his boner poking my stomach-
dakota: its ok.
-we go in his room and he lights up a blunt and hits it and passes it to me-
dakota: so what did you think?
me: about what?
dakota: my ****.
me: ive seen bigger.
dakota: BIGGER?! theres a bigger **** than THIS?
-HE WHIPS IT OUT IN FRONT OF ME-
me: OH MY GOD DAKOTA PUT THAT THING AWAY!
-he stands up and tucks his thang away and goes behind me-
me: so what magazine were you looking at?
-i pick up his play boy and sees a picture of a girl licking her own *****-
me: i wanna know how to do that.
dakota: i can suck my own ****
me: REALLY?!
dakota: yeah, see, watch.
-he sits on his bed and bends down and puts half his **** in his mouth-
me: thats amazing
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Jun 8 2012 1:20AM
READ ABOUT ME
Hi my name is Ashley you can call me Ashtray, they call me that because i break, spill and drop ashtrays a lot. i'm Half Jamaican, a quarter of Asian, a quarter of Irish. i have red hair that are pu into dread locks, and im 4'11 and have a green eye and a blue eye. i have a tongue piercing, a nose piercing its a fake diamond ^-^. i don't use purses o.o i think their stupid, retarded. i hate pigs (cops). i listen to hip hop and rap, mostly classic rap like: Cypress hill, Tupac, Dre, Ice Cube, Notorious B.I.G, and Snoop Doggy Dogg.
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Jun 6 2012 1:20AM
QUESTION #1
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND HANG OUT WITH WHOEVER WHO WOULD IT BE?
personally i would SMOKE out Al Capone, Einstein,Tupac(if he is alive forget it i would hang with him now if i could), Biggie Smalls, Jimmy Hendrix and Jesus Christ
MESSAGE ME BACK AND TELL ME?
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Jun 5 2012 7:31AM
I JUST DONT GIVE A ****
a great man once said "only god can judge me" only a fan would know who said that 
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souljacutie
Jun 15 2012 12:46PM
O.O
Get on..
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souljacutie
Jun 5 2012 12:41AM
b**** please, thera my brownies xD
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Manchild
Jun 2 2012 2:15AM
can i have some brownies please :}
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