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Aug 31 2009 11:16PM
Jingle Bombs By: Achmed The Dead Terrorist aka Jeff Dunham
*Sung in tune of jingle bells*
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Please don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!
I kill you!
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Aug 31 2009 12:02AM
Mature Eyes Only [<3]
Why? Why do we sleep during church, but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about bad things? Why are we so boredwhen we read a Christian magazine, but f ind it easy to look at a magazine o f people? Why is it so easy to ignore a godly message, yet we forward the useless ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to for ward this? Or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. forward this as 'mature eyes only'. 80% of you won't forward this . The Lord Said: 'If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father'.So go ahead and forward this now and sign your name below:....
-Arianna [<3]
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Aug 30 2009 2:57PM
RaIn RaIn Go AwAy!! 
ItZ rAiNiNG iTz PoUrInG!!!
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Aug 29 2009 10:39PM
MY NAME
A - Very Very Easy To Fall In Love With B - The coolest person to hang out with C - Can Be Funny + Dumb At The Same Time D - never let people tell u what to do E - very popular with different kinds of people F - Very Strong Hands G - Has A Pair Of Eyes To Die For H - Has a great ass I - personality is killer J - Great Hair K - makes people laugh L - Crazy M - Has One Of The Best personalities N - Very Very Hott O - Caring P - An Animal Lover Q - pretty R - ONE OF THE BEST KISSERS S - has beautiful eyes T - Beautiful U - Different V - Doesn't Give A CRAP W - is athletic X - Great Kisser Y - Is Really Adorable Z - Is Easy To Fall In Love With
A-Very Very Easy 2 Fall In Love With
R- One Of The BeSst kissers
I- Personality Is Killer
A- Very Very Easy To Fall In Love With
N- Very Very Hott
N- Very Very Hott
A-Very Very Easy 2 Fall In Love With
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Aug 29 2009 8:39PM
Hey Pplz FILL iN dA bLaNkZ!!
Mi Sexy Little dork -
Mi amazing loser -
Mi Best Friend - Jelly
Mi Sexie lover -
Mi Sweet Dorky damn side kick -
Mi Super crazy dork -
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Aug 21 2009 12:43AM
FrIeNdS aNd HoMiEs!!
FRIENDS: Never ask for food
HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fu*ked up...but that sh*t was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
HOMIES: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
HOMIES: Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
HOMIES: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b*tch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
HOMIES: Will knock them the sh*t out of them!!
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Aug 16 2009 5:01PM
HoW 2 CoPe If ZoMbIEz AtTaCk
1) Choose a Safe place 2 hide
2) Chek the news 2 c where they r
3) get enough supplies 2 survive
4) Lock doorz, windowz and pile heavy stuff against them.
5) Make sure u have a emergency exit if they find ur hidin spot.
6) When wlking around in a zombie infested town at least wear lotz of layers of clothing or leather. ( protect urself 4rm their bite)
7) When u find ur self in a crowd of zombies pretend 2 b 1 of them,tilt ur head, drool, moan, and hold ur handz in front of u and look straight ahead.
8 ) When they chase u confuse them by running in different directions, create diversions, and scream. (it will completely confuse them)
9) 2 destroy them cut off their heads or crush their brains.
10) Alwayz chek ur body 4 bite marks!
*Be Careful Out There And Dont Trust No1 Cuz They Mite B A Zombie!*
hahaha lolz teehee! 
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Aug 15 2009 1:45AM
WaNnA OwN A PaRt Of My BoDy?? TeLl Me In My InBoX
Head - Q-dude
Nose -
Lips -
Hair -
Eyes - Jelly
Heart - Dani
Smile -
Tummy -
Legs-
Ass-
whole body- Jelly (She No Homo)
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Aug 13 2009 6:05PM
HoLd On By: GoOd ChArLoTtE
This world
This world is cold
But you don't
You don't have to go
You're feeling sad, you're feeling lonely, and no one seems to care
You're mother's gone and your father hits you
This pain you cannot bear
But we all bleed the same way as you do
And we all have the same things to go through
Hold on if you feel like letting go
Hold on it gets better than you know
Your days
You say they're way too long
And your nights
You can't sleep at all
Hold on
And you're not sure what you're waiting for, but you don't want to no more
And you're not sure what you're looking for, but you don't want to no more
But we all bleed the same way as you do
And we all have the same things to go through
Hold on if you feel like letting go
Hold on it gets better than you know
Don't stop looking, you're one step closer
Don't stop searching, it's not over
Hold on
What are you looking for?
What are you waiting for?
Do you know what you're doing to me?
Go ahead...What are you waiting for?
Hold on if you feel like letting go
Hold on it gets better than you know
Don't stop looking, you're one step closer
Don't stop searching, it's not over
Hold on if you feel like letting go
Hold on it gets better than you know
Hold on
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Aug 13 2009 5:13PM
RaNdOm
A - AVAILABLE: Yea
B - BIRTHDAY: October 26
C - CRUSHING ON: Sum1
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Dr.Pepper
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Jelly
F - FAVORITE SONG: 21 Guns-Green Day
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy Worms
H - HOMETOWN: Harlingen, TX
I - IN LOVE WITH: No1
J - JUGGLE: No
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Nope
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 1 day
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Vanilla
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1
O - ONE WISH: 2 b a vampire
P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: Jelly
R- REASON TO SMILE: 2many 2 name
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Holiday-By Green Day
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 2:00 pm
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Dont need 2 kno
V - VEGETABLE(S): Hate em all
W - WORST HABIT: biting my nails
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: None
Y - YOYOS : I hate em..i hit myself a lot
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Scorpio
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Jelly luvvz yuh!
Sep 22 2009 8:11PM
Hey Wifey [No Homo JUST FRENDZ]
Wats Up? I Love You So Friggen Much.
Well I Dont Love Or Like Rolly No More
Hes Getting Annoying Now But Idk!!??=/
Well Im Glad Me And MJ Found Our Way 2Gether
Again<33Youu Both!!<33
Ohh And Astrith!!Hehe=/Lolz
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XxEmo*JakexX
Sep 10 2009 11:11PM
Was is that supposed 2 mean?
U better hurry and answer my question cuz, i mite ask Caren aout again.
So make up ur mind.
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XxEmo*JakexX
Sep 10 2009 7:17PM
I Dont Care Arianna But You Keep It In Mind That One Day Well Jelly Said No-Cause Of Rolly!- Ugh-Well If I Ask You Out What Will You Say?
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pEaCeLuVvRaWr
Sep 10 2009 7:08PM
thanks Sister but did you hear What Linda<3 Meh BestEST Freind Told Meh?
That Jake Said Im HOt! Yay! Hope He takes me Back!!& Jelly; well
hope she finds her way with Rolly
Jelly
Rolly
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Jelly luvvz yuh!
Sep 6 2009 8:54PM
WiFFEYY LWYZ MEMBAH
i GOT YO BAK...NO MATTA WAT
OR iF iTZ STEViE. iDC NO MOE
SO JUZZ TELL ME i WiLL UH
i WiLL FU.CK DEMZ UP-YEAH
DEREZ WEEEE GO-LOLZ
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Jelly luvvz yuh!
Sep 6 2009 8:49PM
WE STICK TEW-GETHA
NO MATTA WAT=]
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Jelly luvvz yuh!
Sep 6 2009 8:48PM
IM YUUR ONLY WIFFEY
{Jelly} RITE WIFFEYY?
HOPE b**** JKJK "WIFFEYY"
WE WIFFEYYZ FOW LYFE
NOO MATTA WAT HOEZ!
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Jelly luvvz yuh!
Sep 6 2009 8:40PM
ughhhz well meh ish bord tew
so i just kame tew seyy
Jelly luvvz yah gurll lolz. &&
ily wifey!! hope yuu aint cheating on meh no more!!
[meh no homo; or she b****ez!]
hehe
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Jelly luvvz yuh!
Sep 6 2009 8:39PM
hehe lolz ik lolz....it waz FU.CKING
funny lolz....well at least dahtz how yuu
at least kan kno howw i b-have in klass...
lolz..im so RanDoM.....tlkin bout cowz
&& meh Elmo Storiez..yuu kno mehh
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Jelly luvvz yuh!
Sep 4 2009 10:33PM
look but i DID NOT!!! i mean DID NOT!!
mean tew tear dat note!!! i tried opening it unda da desk den *ZIP*
bye bye note from under dat yellow thing on ma desk
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