Kriztian Profile

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Member Since: 12/26/2008
Last Login: 10/24/2010
Profile Views: 3425
Age: ??
Gender: Male
Location: in hell, United States  
About Me:
TAKEN FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!ILY FUCkbrittybabix98 Also for all u gay bitches out there fuck off cause im straight u motherfuckers so fuck off fuckers
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Website: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ79pkrMTKE

 

Kriztian's Blog    (most recent blogs)  |  View All Blog Entries (30)
Aug 29 2010 2:05PM
idk

any sexy gurls out there that wanna cyber messg me:/
Aug 22 2010 8:10PM
all these hot gurls stopped messgin me

so all these hotass guls stopped messgin me WTF
Aug 7 2010 6:48PM
idk

!smeone messg me if ur sexxii!!!!
Feb 17 2010 9:22PM
haha

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
Feb 16 2010 9:52PM
i get bored.....

Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blondie - $50
[ x] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75
Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15
Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150
[ ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75
[x] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85
[ ] Under 5'4 - $95
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[x] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born - $215
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0
[ ] No - $600
Vision?
[ X] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ X] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7 - $450
Favorite Colors (TWO):
[x] Green - $750
[ ] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow - $475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Total:
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[X ] Nope-add $1000
[ ] some- $750
Feb 15 2010 8:30PM
WITH!

With Every Step I Take...
With Every Breath I Take...
With Every Move I Make...
I Do It All For You
Feb 12 2010 8:43PM
MINE

fuk it, windows 8 is my idea.........
Feb 6 2010 12:29AM
IDK

Name:kriz
2. Birthday: DEC.30
3. Birthplace: california
4. Current Location: united kingdom
5. Eye Color: dark blue-contacts
6. Height: not sure
7. Right or Left Handed: left
8. The Shoes You Wore Today:black pumas
9. Your most Overused Phrase: Lol
10. Thoughts First Waking Up: don't know
11. Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
12. Your Bedtime: Whenever I want
13. Your Most Missed Memory: The good times with my girl
14. Your Fears: Nothing
15. Your Weakness: Love
16. Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
17. Thoughts Before Going To Bed: What's ganna happen 2morrow?
18. Your Cravings: skittles
19. Single/Taken?: single
20. Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
21. MacDonald or Burger King: McDonalds
22. Single or Group Dates: Single
23. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestes
24. Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
25. Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
26. Do you Smoke: nope
27. Do you Swear: hell yeah....... all the time
28. Do you Sing: no
29. Do you Shower Daily: hell yeah
30. Have you Been in Love: yes
31. Going to College?: yes
32. Going to get Married: hope so
33. Believe in yourself: no
34. Get Motion Sickness: sometimes
35. Think you are Attractive: yeah
36. Are you a Health Freak: not really
37. Get along with your Parents: not really
38. Like Thunderstorms: yes
39. Play an Instrument: drums
40. Drank Alcohol: yes
41. Smoked: no!
42. Been on Drugs:NO!
43. Gone on a Date: yup
44. Gone to a Mall: yess
45. Eaten a box of Oreos: who hasnt
46. Eaten Sushi: no and i won't
47. Been on Stage: yeah
48. Been Dumped: Yeah...
49. Went Skinny Dipping : um. NO
50. Stolen Anything: no
51. Ever been Drunk: yes
52. Race: mexican-american
Feb 6 2010 12:14AM
4 my girl Daena

If i dont call you
[Its because im waiting for you to call me]

When i walk away from you mad
[Follow me]

When i stare at your mouth
[Kiss me]

When i push you or hit you
[Grab me and dont let go]

When i start cussing at you
[Kiss me and tell me you love me]

When im quiet
[Ask me whats wrong]

When i ignore you
[Give me your attention]

When i pull away
[Pull me back]

When you see me at my worst
[Tell me im beautiful]

When you see me start crying
[Hold me and tell me everything will be alright]

When you see me walking
[Sneak up and hug my waist from behind]

When im scared
[Protect me]

When i lay my head on your shoulder
[Tilt my head up and kiss me]

When i grab at your hands
[Hold mine and play with my fingers]

When i tease you
[Tease me back and make me laugh]

When i dont answer for a long time
[reassure me that everything is okay]

When i look at you with doubt
[Back yourself up]

When i say that i like you
[I really do more than you could understand]

When i bump into you
[bump into me back and make me laugh]

When i tell you a secret
[keep it safe and untold]

When i look at you in your eyes
[dont look away until i do]

When i miss you
[im hurting inside]

When you break my heart
[the pain never really goes away]

When i say its over
[i still want you to be mine]
Feb 5 2010 6:10PM
be back b****es

i'll be back on at night ...............
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eeveerocks12
Jul 1 2010 12:34AM

hiii (: -waves-
EmoGirlFerLife
Feb 13 2010 1:27PM

i luhv yuh so much.
yuhr ehhmazinng.
yuhr mah best buddehh in the world xD
lol.
this kids skechyy.
add em everybody!
Baby_Gurl x.x.x
Feb 12 2010 3:28AM

Thanks For The Add = )
smack_dat
Jan 18 2010 11:17AM

WHAT IF:
1. I died:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. You found out i was married:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I refused to leave my home:
8. I got into a fight while you were there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Family:

WOULD YOU:
13. Help me hide a body?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Take a bullet for me?
18. Try to solve my problems?
19. Love me?
20. Date me?

HAVE YOU EVER:
21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying?

AND MORE:
27. Who are you?
28. Are we friends?
29. When and how did we meet?

30. Describe me in three words?
31. What was your first impression?
32. Do you still think that way about me now?
33. What reminds you of me?
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
35. How well do you know me?
36. When's the last time you saw me?
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you?
33carly3
Jan 17 2010 12:42PM

omg u want some becky lol jk
hey_honey
Jan 2 2010 12:20PM

ello
u da best!!!!
Dj_Cricket :)
Sep 12 2009 7:30PM

(\__/)congrates you
(/////-)have been
(")_(")cometed by
your freind Danica
rockstarluver183
Aug 9 2009 8:18PM

gratz u got more than 500 views
HannahMayy
Jul 31 2009 2:04AM

A+++++++
lmao
unfortunate_love
Jul 30 2009 1:36PM

A+++...mhhm...x]
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