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Jan 23 2010 9:31AM
NAUGHTY APPLICATION" COPY, PASTE AND REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. LET THE FUN BEGIN..
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s)?
4. Do you think I'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Threesome?
19. Would you make me scream your name?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Can I use you as a booty call?
23. Do you like foreplay?
24. What is foreplay to you?
25. Can we take pictures of the act?
26.Would you ever send me nude pics?
27. Phone number?
28. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
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Dec 30 2009 2:11PM
NAUGHTY APPLICATION" COPY, PASTE AND REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. LET THE FUN BEGIN..
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s)?
4. Do you think I'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Threesome?
19. Would you make me scream your name?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Can I use you as a booty call?
23. Do you like foreplay?
24. What is foreplay to you?
25. Can we take pictures of the act?
26.Would you ever send me nude pics?
27. Phone number?
28. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
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Dec 2 2009 9:02PM
bored write back
How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT)
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] 5
[ ] 6
[ ] 7
[ ] 8
[ ] 9
[ ] 10
Would you rather..
[ ] Do me
Or
[ ] Date me
Would you rather be on top or bottom?
[ ] Top
[ ] Bottom
Do I have pretty eyes?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Would you be sad if I moved?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Would you come visit me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Am I..
[ ] Hott
[ ] Slick
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Cute
Would you rather..
[ ] Makeout
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] ****
[ ] Kiss
Do you want to go out with me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Would you give me your number?
[ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave your **** here
[ ] No
Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
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Nov 1 2009 8:21AM
funny survey
Who last slept in your bed?: my Ex
Were you with them?: yep
Would you ever go back out with an ex?: depends
Have you ever used a condom?: yea i dont like them
Are you a virgin?: no
Is your boyfriend/Girlfriend a virgin: no
Gone skinny dipping?: yep
Gone streaking?: yep
Played strip poker?: no
Given a lap dance?: lol yea
Made-out?: yeah
Rolled on the ground w/ the opposite sex?: lol yea
Been wet with your clothes on?: yea
Seen the opposite sex naked?: yea
have you had "the talk" with our parents?: na they're afraid i kow more than them
Been touched by the same sex?: hell na
Ever been Horney?: lol yea
Own any thongs?: bout 5 lol j/k
Touched a genital of the other sex?: yep
Thought about sex?: all the time
Had a "dirty" dream?: last night lol
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Oct 28 2009 10:18PM
funny as hell
(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball
UU
.....(\_/)
.....('_' )
O<( <) But then i was like...
......UU
..(\__/)
.(O_O)
. (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!!
...U...U
(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>O Then i said: sharing is good....
UU
......(\_/)
......('_' )
.O<( <) But then i was like...
......UU
..(\__/)
.(O_O)
. (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!!
. U....U
.(\_/)
(^-^)
(> <) so I eated it!
.U..U
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Oct 2 2009 9:28PM
I Ran Naked With A Hottie Cuz Im A Sexy Beast
1(Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb- I Robbed
3 (Mar) - I Smoked
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - I kissed
6 (June) -I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - I hugged
8 (Aug) - I jumped with
9 (Sept)- i slapped
10 (Oct)- I banged
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 -
02 - a tooth brush
03 - a mexican
04 - a homeless guy
05 - Barney The Dinosaur
06 - a teletubby
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - my boyfriend
12 - a hottie
13 -cocaine addict
14 - condom
15 - my "boo"
16 - a ninja
17 - my crush
18 - a sexy B0Y
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - cookie monster
23 - A Hot Girl
24 - yo momma
25 - Paris Hilton
26 - a pimp
27 - a mop
28 - the Trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - a bag of weed
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because im sexy like that
yellow/black - because i love weed
Pink - because i love to party
Turquoise - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have amazing boobs.
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because i like shoelaces
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because that bum stole my taco
Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver
Purple - because the gummy bears raped me
Striped - Because I am an Italian
none- because im a sexy beast
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Jul 7 2009 12:58PM
SO TIRED !!!!!!!!
geting off i need a nap
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Jun 2 2009 8:40AM
What if........
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF
1. I died:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. You found out I was married:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I refused to leave my home:
8. I got into a fight while you were there:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Family:
WOULD YOU
13. Help me hide a body?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Take a bullet for me?
18. Try to solve my problems?
19. Love me?
20. Date me?
HAVE YOU EVER
21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying?
AND MORE
27. Who are you?
28. Are we friends?
29. When and how did we meet?
30. Describe me in three words:
31. What was your first impression?
32. Do you still think that way about me now?
33. What reminds you of me?
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
35. How well do you know me?
36. When's the last time you saw
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Apr 14 2009 7:37PM
Grade Me
F = damn youre ugly
D = your parents must be heated
C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?
C = You're okay looking, but u need work...
C+ = You're just average
B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess
B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person.
B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that.
A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome.
A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!!
A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me
A++=SO HOTT will you marry me
A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP
because u got to be f***fine!!!!!!!!
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Mar 17 2009 9:00PM
Tell me
Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Get tipsy with me:
Kill me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Sing with me:
Dance with me:
Grind with me:
Touch me:
Stare at me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Make a move on me:
Play with me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Let me borrow your car:
Let me see you na.ked :
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Take a shower with me:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Ask me out:
like me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Take advantage of me:
Let me take advantage of you:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Hold hands with me:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
Tell me you love me:
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alex042498
May 8 2011 12:51AM
WASSUP BRO...long time no see hit me up
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jessica coulter
Dec 10 2009 11:15PM
i love this kidd
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Sexy_Nessy
Aug 13 2009 7:04PM
Lol...WOW....Those Are My abs To Lickk  Jaykay
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Sexy_Nessy
Jun 4 2009 2:10AM
who da old girl?? jw.....
*ǝʌoן ǝɯos noʎ ƃuıʍoɥs ʇznɾ * 
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alex042498
May 29 2009 10:42PM
got da mssg from our old girl . she was like srry pleas talk to me and stff but i wasnt tripppen
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alex042498
May 23 2009 2:19PM
wat up bra
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ima_diva
May 8 2009 5:10PM
wut up jus showin ur page some luv
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babycakes
Apr 7 2009 9:31PM
just showin some love papii..dnt 4get bout me!!! much love
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jessica coulter
Apr 5 2009 11:07PM
jacob horner is horney and he is a porn starr lol jk
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ASHL33LOV3
Mar 23 2009 5:51PM
HEY YOU JUS LEAVING YUH PAGE SUM LOV3....!!!!
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