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Aug 6 2010 7:32PM
lucky me
Okay, because you opened this, this weeky ou will have the BEST LUCK
1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend
2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight!
3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS
4) your gonna fall in love
**If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !
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Mar 31 2010 2:01AM
ooo
(Chorus)
Circle circle dot dot (uh huh)
I got my cootie shot, (uh huh)
You think that girl is hot? (uh huh)
I think I'd rather not. (uh huh) uh huh (okay) okay (okay)
I'll **** her anyway.
Circle circle dot dot, (uh huh)
I got my cootie shot, (uh huh)
I think that booty's hot, (uh huh)
I'd give it booty song,
that booty's so i'll make it drop to the drop drop to the drop drop to the make it drop,
to the floor
lets get more,(a huh) Okay,
gimme some more.
we getting drunk now, with the shot shot to the shot shot to the shot shot
We going chase these not double stamp it no erasies with the bap bap to the bap bap
here comes the bouncer dont get caught
kindly introduce me to the friends that you brought
uh huh (uh huh)ok (ok)
I'm having fun today
(Chorus 2x)
Yo circle circle dot dot
yo this ****s workin' please dont stop
now kindly please remove your top and please dont sa y that your a cop
Show me yours Ill show you mine and we'll play doctor until nine
uh huh (uh huh)ok (ok)
girl you drivin me insaine
Sane in the brain to the don't please to the menday
I spend should the spend spend to the plenty
we could do it hard we could do it gently
everyday i pretend-a caraventlae
if you want Stu skis you can rent me (rent me)
if you want to see the piece check the pant leg
uh huh (uh huh)ok (ok)
come on everybody say
(Chorus)
Circle circle dot dot (uh huh)
I got my cootie shot, (uh huh)
You think that girl is hot? (uh huh)
I think I'd rather not. (uh huh) uh huh (okay) okay (okay)
I'll **** her anyway.
uh huh (uh huh) ok (ok) its time to hit the breaks
shake that **** yoshake that ****
dont fake that **** dont break that ****
Shake that **** yo shake that ****
Shake that **** yo shake that ****..
uh huh (uh huh) ok (ok)uh huh (uh huh) ok (OKAY!)
Circle circle dot dot (a huh) I got my cootie shot, (a huh) You think that girl is hot? (a huh) I think I'd rather not. (a huh)
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Mar 29 2010 11:43PM
****
yaya 420 is sooo close cant wait
if u dont knw wat 420 ur stupid i cant wait to get ****ed up.. lol 
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Mar 29 2010 11:13PM
here we go again
haha got n trouble cuz larry was n my rooom lol wow parents take a lot of **** ooo we didnt do anything hello hes my friend and thats it!
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Jan 26 2010 12:32AM
I Smoked a snowman because im sexy like that
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb- I Robbed
3 (Mar) - I Smoked
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - I kissed
6 (June) -I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - I hugged
8 (Aug) - I jumped with
9 (Sept)- i slapped
10 (Oct)- I banged
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 -
02 - a tooth brush
03 - a mexican
04 - a homeless guy
05 - Barney The Dinosaur
06 - a teletubby
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - my boyfriend
12 - a hottie
13 -cocaine addict
14 - condom
15 - my "boo"
16 - a Girl ninja
17 - my crush
18 - a sexy B0Y
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - cookie monster
23 - A Hot Girl
24 - yo momma
25 - Paris Hilton
26 - a pimp
27 - a mop
28 - the Trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - a bag of weed
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because im sexy like that
yellow/black - because i love weed
Pink - because i love to party
Turquoise - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have amazing boobs.
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because i like shoelaces
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because that bum stole my taco
Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver
Purple - because the gummy bears raped me
Striped - Because I am an Italian
none- because im a sexy beast
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Jan 19 2010 12:04AM
'mature eyes only'
Why? Why do we sleep during church, but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about bad things? Why are we so boredwhen we read a Christian magazine, but f ind it easy to look at a magazine o f people? Why is it so easy to ignore a godly message, yet we forward the useless ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to for ward this? Or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. forward this as 'mature eyes only'. 80% of you won't forward this . The Lord Said: 'If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father'.So go ahead and forward this now and sign your name below:....
William McGuire
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Nov 14 2009 12:56PM
OMG!!!!
yes im EMO
emos are hot
and we are hella good in bed duh
we can hella be fun
and pple talk about us so much we be come popular
so jst keep sayin sh*t cuz ur jst makin us look good
cuz u cant say any thing good about ur dumb ass self
copy and paste this if u Hella agree
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Nov 11 2009 11:37AM
GOD RULZ
┼ Post this on your page if you love god and you aren't ashamed of it. Don't back down now because since God knows that you read this and you didn't repost this, he will punish you. Remember, all you do on earth is counted, and theres no one to stop you, but when God is deciding whether or not to punish you or reward you, since you didn't copy and paste this, and you are ashamed of it, he will frown at you and punish you. God forgives all that are worthy of it. If you don't copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, that means that you are ashamed of God, and he will punish you. This is not just a meaningless chain letter, this is a test whether you are a believer, or someone who is not worthy of a reward
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Nov 11 2009 2:02AM
STOP IT
MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG
MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY
MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD
MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH
MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME
MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL!
MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:-(
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Aug 29 2009 11:51PM
why me
i love u uncle john i will miss u with all my heart i hope to see u in heaven i know ur sitten at the right hi of god
i hope ur singing with the angels and i hope ur watchin over all of us and i know ur with missy and with every1 but my mom misses u the most i hope u know that but i love u and i miss u with all my heart i will never 4 get u love u and good bye 4 now till i meat u in heaven again
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