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Jan 27 2010 9:28PM
blods lol
Blonds r COOL but Bernets r HOT
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Jan 27 2010 8:25PM
LoVe
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(¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`·.♥ POST THIS IF U LOVE SOME ONE!
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Jan 16 2010 10:00PM
people
a white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism
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Jan 13 2010 10:35PM
body
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY
WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y???
REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U
IF U DNT REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS
SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jan 3 2010 8:47PM
love hurts
Girl: i need to tell you somthing honey
Boy: what might that be?
Girl: well...
Boy: tell me baby...please
Girl: fine,,, i cheated on you
Boy: what!? why babe?!
Girl: idk i was being stupid im sorry
Boy: i realy loved you and now you do this
Girl: i said i was sorry
Boy: im sorry but i need to leave you
Girl: please no, i love you
Boy: if you love me then why did you **** some other dude when you have me?
Girl: sorry
Boy: leaves the house and cry's in his car
repost this as "i would never cheat" if you would never cheat on the one you love the most
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Jan 3 2010 4:47AM
mom n dad
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
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Jan 2 2010 1:47AM
how good lookin am i
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] 5
[ ] 6
[ ] 7
[ ] 8
[ ] 9
[ ] 10
Would you rather..
[ ] Do me
Or
[ ] Date me
Would you rather be on top or bottom?
[ ] Top
[ ] Bottom
Do I have pretty eyes?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Would you be sad if I moved?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Would you come visit me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Am I..
[ ] Hott
[ ] Slick
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Cute
Would you rather..
[ ] Makeout
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] ****
[ ] Kiss
Do you want to go out with me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Would you give me your number?
[ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya numba
[ ] No
Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
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Jan 2 2010 1:43AM
emo
╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
║╩╣║║║║║ page if you are emo
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ or support emos xx
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Jan 2 2010 1:42AM
yes" or "no" and answer me back.
Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Get tipsy with me:
Kill me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Sing with me:
Dance with me:
Grind with me:
Touch me:
Stare at me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Have sex with me:
Make a move on me:
Play with me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Let me borrow your car:
Let me see you naked:
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Take a shower with me:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Ask me out:
like me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Look if i was naked:
Take advantage of me:
Let me take advantage of you:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Hold hands with me:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
Give me a lap dance:
Tell me you love me:
What would you do if you woke up next to me
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Jan 2 2010 1:39AM
hOtTy
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cute puppy
Feb 23 2010 8:46PM
On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours.....
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cute puppy
Feb 4 2010 8:10PM
My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours
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dancing ninja
Apr 27 2009 3:55PM
what are you talkin about? i aint gay either...i dont ask out girls!!
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cz3tina596
Sep 20 2008 3:10PM
thx for the add u rock so wats up
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cz3tina596
Sep 20 2008 3:10PM
thx for the add u rock so wats up
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DannyManny
Jul 29 2008 1:53PM
hey how you doing
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Hot Emo Chick
Jul 28 2008 11:50AM
Hi! wats up? comment back
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Hot Emo Chick
Jul 28 2008 11:50AM
thanx 4 the add
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drake288
Jul 27 2008 10:21PM
33carly3`s "send it 2 my inbox" blog is 10/10.
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Ohsasma
Jul 25 2008 11:19PM
hay
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