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FIRE88 
Nov 21 2009 5:56PM
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blog 72
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FIRE88
Nov 21 2009 5:56PM
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Blog 71
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FIRE88
Nov 21 2009 5:55PM
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Blog 70
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FIRE88
Nov 21 2009 5:55PM
Im Message Back | Add A Comment
Im trying to wirte 100 blogs
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FIRE88
Nov 21 2009 5:54PM
What to do on an elevator Message Back | Add A Comment
1.) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2.) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3.) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4.) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5.) MEOW occasionally.
6.) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7.) SAY -DING at each floor.
8.) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10.) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11.) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12.) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13.) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14.) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15.) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16.) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17.) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18.) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19.) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20.) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21.) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22.) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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xXxLonleySoulxXx 
Nov 21 2009 5:51PM
..... Message Back | Add A Comment
Tokyo Candy Xp
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Dokata
Nov 21 2009 5:48PM
so sad =( Message Back | Add A Comment
` There was a Blind Girl
` Who Hated Herself
` because of being Blind.
` She Hated everyone
` Except her Boy friend..
` One day the Girl said
` that if She can
` Only see the world
` she will marry her boyfriend.
Then someone` donated eyes On her
` & she saw Every thing
`including her boyfriend ,
` her boyfriend asked her,
` "now that u can see ,
` will u Marry Me?",
` the girl was shocked when
` she saw her boyfriend
is also Blind,
` & she refused to Marry him.
` Her bOyfriend walked away
` with Tears & said,
` " just take care Of
` my eyes dear.....
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CuteEmoGrl
Nov 21 2009 5:48PM
schhol Message Back | Add A Comment
schhol
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xXxLonleySoulxXx
Nov 21 2009 5:47PM
lmfao Message Back | Add A Comment
i keehl you ha ha ha.... ideka you tell me.. tell me what have no clue =^.^=
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FIRE88
Nov 21 2009 5:45PM
Fireflies by Owlcity Message Back | Add A Comment
Who loves this song I do
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they'd fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude
But I would just stand and stare
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball that's just hanging by a thread
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep
Leave my door open just a crack
(Please take me away from here)
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac
(Please take me away from here)
Why do I tire of counting sheep
(Please take me away from here)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep
To ten million fireflies
I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seems
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