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sk8rgrll<333 
Nov 7 2009 6:16PM
Hannah Montana Message Back | Add A Comment
If Hannah Montana said that suicide was cool
more than 98% of our American population would
suddenly die off
if u are in the 2% that would be rolling on ur floor laughing
post this message to ur blog
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Sprit_Girl_:(
Nov 7 2009 6:16PM
:] Message Back | Add A Comment
Your're at foot locker the cashier is upset going off bout she doesnt accept your dam check
But she doesnt know how rich you are like i do
Am in the room its a typical Thusday night looking at all shoes she doesnt like
and she'll never no your story like i dooo.
But she wear's jordan's,i wear shaq's
She's popular and am a nerd
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
that what you're lookin for has been here the whole time
If you can see that am the one that like reebok's,........
lol i was bored and i just made this song up
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gregblake 
Nov 7 2009 6:15PM
emo Message Back | Add A Comment
╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
║╩╣║║║║║ page if you are Emo
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ or support Emos
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Aaron_10 
Nov 7 2009 6:15PM
pijs Message Back | Add A Comment
no one is talking, i feel like no one likes me
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roy247
Nov 7 2009 6:14PM
im always in danas profile lol Message Back | Add A Comment
1. First thing you wash in the shower? lets see the stringy stuff on your head lol
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? grey
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? if i loved her
4.Do you plan outfits? nope
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? dissapointed cuz danaa ain't on!
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? my dr pepper wrap
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? Aim
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? i married a gummy bear
9. Did you meet anybody new today? ummm nope
10. What are you craving right now? chips
11. Do you floss? once in a blue moon
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? run!
13. When was the last time you talked on aim? once i figure out what aim is..
14. Are you emotional? u could say that
15. Would you dance to the taco song? once it starts
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? umm 1,001 thank you
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? biting makes my teeth num
18. Do you like your hair? if it was longer
19. Do you like yourself? 500/50 lol
20. Have you ever met a celebrity? jordin pruitt!!
21. Do you like cottage cheese? ummm RUN!
22. What are you listening to right now? love drunk by boys like girls!
23. How many countries have you visited? nope
24. Are your parents strict? you could say that
25. Would you go sky diving? duh!
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mandy147
Nov 7 2009 6:14PM
Racism Message Back | Add A Comment
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism
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Zachie
Nov 7 2009 6:10PM
LOL!!!! Message Back | Add A Comment
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
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just1king
Nov 7 2009 6:07PM
LMAO Message Back | Add A Comment
all of u thot i waz 13
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just1king
Nov 7 2009 6:02PM
avatar Message Back | Add A Comment
thats my little pup
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back in black
Nov 7 2009 6:02PM
ummm Message Back | Add A Comment
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blondie - $50 (this is why im stupid xD)
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other - $75
Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75(Greenish blue)
[] Blue - $150
[] Hazel - $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8 to 7' - $175
[] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150
[x] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75
[] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85
[] Under 5'4 - $95
age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[x] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born - $215
Drink?
[] I did like once - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0
[] No - $600
Vision?
[] perfect vision $400
[] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[x] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction -$100
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7 - $450
Favorite Colors (TWO):
[] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[] Yellow - $475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500
Total:
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope-add $1000
[ ] some- $750
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